The Top Ten Reasons to Visit Namibia 

1. Drinkable yogurt.
2. Goats.
3. Sun 300 days a year (partly cloudy 65 ¼).
4. No one smokes.
5. Really cool lizards everywhere.
6. Relive your childhood—Namibia is a giant sandbox!
7. You can fantasize you are a rock star and that’s why everybody is staring at you.
8. Small boys on donkeys.
9. There is no rush.  Ever.  Time is ludicrous.
10. Stars!